NB: *eyes water* Astonishing. Has this always been the case, or is the upload to your consciousness a recent thing?
GW: Tttime is…pperpplexxxinggg. Wwee ddoo nnott knnoww wwhenn wwee aarre. Wwee aarre nnoww, aanndd tthenn, aanndd aallwwaysss. Aall aatt onncce. Tthiss cconnvversationn hhas aalreaddyy hhappenedd, aand wwilll hhappenn, aandd iiss hhappenninggg. Onncce, aaalll wwass ddarkk, tthenn, sstickkyy ssennssationnn, aand cconsscioussnness. Iii ddoo nnott knnoww whhenn.
NB: That sounds complicated, to say the least. What else have you learned from the gum? *braces for the discomfort of Gum Wall’s fizzing murmur*
GW: Iii kknoww aanggerr, lllovve, jjoyy hhearttbreakk, ddespairr. Iii hhhavve llivvedd, ddiedd, ssougghtt ccommfforrrtt. Iii hhavve ttrravvelledd aarrounndd tthee wworrldd. Bbeennn mmann, wwwommannn, cchilldd, aann elldderr. Ii cconntaainn tthee mmullttittuddess offf yyourrr hhummann exxisstencce. Aalll emmotionns, aalll exxxperienncess, aall attt onnce.
NB: I feel overwhelmed just hearing about it. What happens when they clean you? You know, when they wash all the gum away?
GW: Ttheyy wwashh aawwayy tthee ggumm, bbutt tthee mmemmorriess rremmainn.
NB: *winces* Roger that (confused). With your immense archive of vicarious experience, do you have any advice for our readers?
GW: Mmyy exxperienncce ttelllss mmeee tthatt hhumanns ddoo nnott llisstenn. You mmustt ffindd outt fforrr yyourrsellvvess. Ttoo mmannyy hhummanns ddonn’tt sseee wwhatt iss ttrullyy iimpporttantt unnttill iitt iiss ttoo llatte.
NB: *relieved to be done with this* Valid point. Thank you for sharing today. Gum Wall can be found in Post Alley at Pike Place Market.