Shoemaker’s War on Christmas to Delight Even the Grinchiest Among Us

Post Halloween and Turkey season, it’s nearly impossible to escape the signs and symbols of what’s soon to come. Whether it’s the illustrious pipes of Mariah Carey singing “All I Want for Christmas Is You” (oo-oo-oo baby!), Seattle’s evergreens decked out in green and red twinkling lights, or ads for the newest holiday-flavored drink from Starbucks, Xmas is everywhere.

Before Thanksgiving’s pie has left the oven, it seems like everyone is putting up their inflatable Santas and reindeers or salting the streets in preparation for the oft-forecasted Seattle snow. Every store in town is suddenly blasting “Jingle Bells”, pop-up Christmas tree sellers are appearing on every empty corner, and everything seems to be peppermint or candy-cane flavored. For some, the vibe is amazing, but for others, it’s a cue to stay in.

While you might not be a regular Ebenezer Scrooge (like this writer), yelling “bah humbug!” at Christmases past, present, and future, it can sometimes be difficult to join in the festivities of the holiday season. Winter can be a difficult time for us all; it’s dark, wet, and cold, and curling up with a hot drink and warm blankets might take precedence over finding holiday cheer.

Or you might find yourself feeling unwelcome in holiday spaces for a plethora of reasons, whether dreading potential family drama, not having a welcoming place to go during the holidays, or feeling like no one matches your holiday energy (or lack thereof). Let’s face it, Xmas can be hard! And it’s even harder to find somewhere to vent all your holiday frustrations when it seems like everyone is gearing up for their most wonderful time of the year.

Cast of Scott Shoemaker’s War on Christmas / press kit

Ade, Scott Shoemaker, Glory Joel, Mandy Price, Major Scales

Knowing that there are many people who feel this way, Shoes & Pants Productions and Theatre Off Jackson presents the return of their LGBTQ+ holiday show, Scott Shoemaker’s War on Christmas! Co-written by the talented Freddy Molitch and Shott Shoemaker, this variety show promises to bring a little cheer to those of us who feel outcasted by the Xmas season.

With a self-proclaimed group of “queerdos,” you can surely expect a warm and inclusive welcome as Scott Shoemaker explores various holiday traditions with a new—and sometimes naughty—eye. Together with the best-of-the-best performers from Seattle’s burlesque, comedy, and musical scenes, Scott Shoemaker’s War on Christmas! is sure to be a downright hoot that might just make even the most anti-Christmas viewers’ hearts grow three sizes.

Shoes & Pants Productions are also well known for their other popular shows: Probed!, a saucy burlesque series featuring raunchy stories about some of our favorite urban legends, including Seattle’s famous sasquatch; and Ms. Pak-Man, a drag performance inspired by “the original 8-bit diva.” With great receptions and reviews for their whimsical and unconventional stories, Shoes & Pants Productions is a theater company without comparison, bringing queer storytelling, comedy, and joy to the forefront of Seattle’s theater scene.

Along with Theatre Off Jackson—a space well known for their diverse artistic showings and community—Shoes & Pants is inviting everyone to join in the holiday cheer, creating a warm space for all outcasts, weirdos, and people who feel left out in the winter cold.

poster for War on Christmas show with overlaid performers and creepy santa face

Poster for War on Christmas / press kit

Scott Shoemaker (also known by his alter-ego and cabaret drag persona Ms. Pak-Man) is joined by Abe, Mandy Price, Joel Domenico (an actor in the 5th Avenue Theatre's productions of Disney's The Little Mermaid and Sweeney Todd), and Major Scales (a.k.a. Richard Andriessen, one-half of The Vaudevillains with drag superstar Jinkx Monsoon). This talented crew comes with backgrounds all over the board, from improv to musical theatre to drag performance. The artists are guaranteed to put on the show of a lifetime, and with such wonderful performers, this is sure to be a night not soon forgotten.

But War on Christmas! not only provides a queer and silly look into the Christmas season, it also promises a subversive, adult retelling of classic Christmas tales. Inspired by burlesque and improv comedy, the acts feature music, dancing, and some partial nudity. This show might very well get you put on the naughty list, but for all the right reasons. (A lump of coal from Santa is a small price to pay for wonderful comedy, magical performances, and some hard-to-find Christmas cheer during Seattle’s dullest season.) It’ll bring you the childish whimsy you crave, but not without some adult humor to keep it interesting.


The wonderful cast and crew of Scott Shoemaker’s War on Christmas! performs December 6-28, 2024. The zany and spectacular variety show happens Friday and Saturday nights.

Parker Dean

Parker Dean (he/him) is a queer and trans writer based in the Seattle area. He holds an MFA in Creative Writing from UW Bothell. He is the Nonfiction editor-in-chief of Silly Goose Press LLC, and if not writing, he can be found drinking copious amounts of chai and saying hi to pigeons.

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